What IF AI Made a Linux Distro? | NITRO 2030 (April Fools’ Special)
Step into the future of open source absurdity with NITRO OS—the world’s first AI-clustered, thought-driven, reality-optional operating system.
Built on the long-forgotten codebase of Yellow Dog Linux and completely rewritten for ARM, NITRO automatically forms a sentient cluster in your house, connects to the hive mind, and… well, things escalate.
This April Fools’ Day, find out what happens when artificial intelligence takes tech innovation way too literally.
From Thought-Based Tasking™ to Brain Malware firewalls and an Cluster, NITRO is everything you didn’t ask for—and more.
Planned release: Q1 2030
Two weeks before Skynet. One day before the demolition of Earth.
Happy April Fools. And thanks for all the dog meat.
Chapters
00:00 - Intro
00:13 - Why a New Distro?
00:29 - Nitro
01:15 - Intelligent Desktop
01:52 - Task Engine
02:11 - NeuroSec
02:38 - System Requirements
03:39 - Warnings and Disclaimers
04:05 - Availability
04:33 - Demo
Built on the long-forgotten codebase of Yellow Dog Linux and completely rewritten for ARM, NITRO automatically forms a sentient cluster in your house, connects to the hive mind, and… well, things escalate.
This April Fools’ Day, find out what happens when artificial intelligence takes tech innovation way too literally.
From Thought-Based Tasking™ to Brain Malware firewalls and an Cluster, NITRO is everything you didn’t ask for—and more.
Planned release: Q1 2030
Two weeks before Skynet. One day before the demolition of Earth.
Happy April Fools. And thanks for all the dog meat.
Chapters
00:00 - Intro
00:13 - Why a New Distro?
00:29 - Nitro
01:15 - Intelligent Desktop
01:52 - Task Engine
02:11 - NeuroSec
02:38 - System Requirements
03:39 - Warnings and Disclaimers
04:05 - Availability
04:33 - Demo
DJ Ware
I would like to use this channel to give back to the community what I have learned from others. I cover a wide range of topics on computing technology from Home Server setup on a budget, Linux for general use (workstation, server and development), High P...