This Week in Tech Nonsense – Glowing Browsers, HPE Portals, and $20K GPUs #2
Welcome to This Week in Tech – your weekly satirical dive into the beautifully broken world of modern technology. From HPE’s never-ending support portal loop to NVIDIA’s $20,000 “bargain” AI box, we cover all the digital absurdity with a neon glow.
? Highlights This Week:
• HPE introduces the Möbius Support Loop™ – now with bonus account lockouts
• NVIDIA and ASUS raise AI hardware prices to 1980s IBM laptop levels
• Linux throws a “stable” release party that crashes
• All browsers unify… under Fingerprinting 18.05 (hope you like being visible from orbit)
• SETI abandons radio signals to track aliens via browser telemetry
• A salute to the real MVPs: the Asahi Linux team, holding back the Rust tide
? Special Segment:
Watch SETI Mission Control fall apart (literally) when faced with NVIDIA’s GPU pricing.
? If it glows, loops, or crashes—this show’s got it.
? Subscribe for more tech satire, dev drama, and a weekly reality check from the front lines of firmware.
00:00 - Intro
00:29 - HPE Support Portal NextGen AI
01:38 - NVidia Digixts is Now DGX Spark
02:17 - ASUS Ascent GX10
03:12 - Linux Kernel Devs Celebrate 6.13.8 Stable
03:43 - Marker 6
04:38 - Additional News
05:37 - Wrap-up
? Highlights This Week:
• HPE introduces the Möbius Support Loop™ – now with bonus account lockouts
• NVIDIA and ASUS raise AI hardware prices to 1980s IBM laptop levels
• Linux throws a “stable” release party that crashes
• All browsers unify… under Fingerprinting 18.05 (hope you like being visible from orbit)
• SETI abandons radio signals to track aliens via browser telemetry
• A salute to the real MVPs: the Asahi Linux team, holding back the Rust tide
? Special Segment:
Watch SETI Mission Control fall apart (literally) when faced with NVIDIA’s GPU pricing.
? If it glows, loops, or crashes—this show’s got it.
? Subscribe for more tech satire, dev drama, and a weekly reality check from the front lines of firmware.
00:00 - Intro
00:29 - HPE Support Portal NextGen AI
01:38 - NVidia Digixts is Now DGX Spark
02:17 - ASUS Ascent GX10
03:12 - Linux Kernel Devs Celebrate 6.13.8 Stable
03:43 - Marker 6
04:38 - Additional News
05:37 - Wrap-up
DJ Ware
I would like to use this channel to give back to the community what I have learned from others. I cover a wide range of topics on computing technology from Home Server setup on a budget, Linux for general use (workstation, server and development), High P...